Robyn's Secret Passage
List Archive 1999
Date: 19 April 1999
Ok. Y'all know how I sold my soul to Satan, etc. Well one of the perks of it was access to "PersonalWeb".
So like the masses, I got to throw various bits and pieces into a template and this is what came out:
I'd like to have something I can blame it on, but unfortunately I was sober.
Date: 21 April 1999
It's time for some rock:https://www.secret-passage.com/parallel/mckay/beast.html
Prime Devastation's debut EP, "Night of the Beast EP"
And as an added bonus, the lyrics to "F*c* C*n*o*s*i*" are up on:
Date: 10 May 1999
Yay! New stuff!
But this is an angry rant type thing. I haven't done one of those in a while. But it had to be done. I'm feeling much better now.
Date: 16 May 1999
Bon soir, mes amie!
The city of Hamilton inspires me in more ways than you could imagine.
* BEAUTY TIP*
Keep on keepin' on.
Date: 19 May 1999
Some people want lots of hits. I got lots of hits, but most of them suck.
Please excuse the screen shots. My new kick-arse computer means that I can do shit like that. My old computer would have gone mental trying to process something that big.
Date: 27 May 1999
It's a restaurant review. I've never done one of those before. There's a first time for everything. Don't eat there. It's crap.https://www.secret-passage.com/secret/flavour.html
Right-o. I'm going to Burger King now if I can find one around here.
Date: 29 May 1999
I did a whole lot of stuff last night. Finishing off things I'd been working on. It's good.
The blink tag. It's easy to make it the butt of a lame joke, but is it the tag or the people who misuse it that suck?
Highlights of lame-arse IRC conversations from the last couple o' years.
A FAQ about my birthday (and they truly are frequently asked questions).
The b-word. Burn your television.
Pray for surf.
Date: 16 June 1999
I'm sick. Cold/flu type thing. Anyone who replies to this going "Aww, I hope you're feeling better *hugz*" gets banned from this list.
Righto, the deal is that pseudoephedrine hydrochloride is an ingredient found in most common cold/flu products. I don't know if I'm imagining it, but it seems that whenever I take stuff with it in I feel kind of WaCKY, ZaNY and MaDCaP!!!
Date: 29 June 1999
I was going to call this a media commentary, but it's not really, so I won't. The girl has immpecable logic.
aDDeD BoNuS FoR LiST MeMBeRS
Date: 20 August 1999
Talofa to all you sassanachs and highlanders and everyone in between.
I had my tonsils out. Yes, the Tuesday before last I was in hospital getting my big-arse tonsils surgically removed. Despite the occasional pain and a lot of discomfort I managed to have a resonable good time.
You can read about my exciting adventures here:
And remember, if you're having trouble with insertion, just wiggle your toes.
Date: 05 September 1999
I moved into a new flat. That is all I will say, because I know some of y'all are stalkers.
https://www.secret-passage.com/secret/occupational.html When they tell you your desk is all wrong, don't you believe 'em.
I don't know what to do for New Years. I was going to go to Haast because there's nothing there, but it seems like such a pain in the arse to get there. Auckland? Hamiltron? Last train to Bitchville.
Date: 12 September 1999
Hello to all you lovely maidens of the south seas.
Things not going your way? Blame the decade!
Plus coming soon (i.e. when it's over) is my special exclusive blah blah wank wank report on APEC. It's going to rule.
I had every bone in my body, including the ones in my inner ear used for balance, broken in a violent, bloody clash between protesters and police on Sunday. The next time if I want to see "The Runaway Bride" for the seventh time during a large politcal meeting, I will see it at New Lynn.
Date: 14 September 1999
I'm hoping this means the last of the helicopters that keep waking me up at night.
Date: 19 September 1999
Date: 11 October 1999
Hello. This is an e-mail to let you know that I there's a new web page up!
Please visit our sponsor: Ronny Xiang's Oriental Emporium.
Come along to Ronny Xiang's Oriental Emporium!
And remember: Friday is Hawaiian Shirt day!
Date: 02 November 1999
Rumour has it I'm redesigning my page and also that I have some sort of obession with Verdana, but don't believe a thing they say.
A li'l thang for y'all:
Date: 09 November 1999
Apparently the site has had a redesign, but I've yet to see evidence to support this.
Date: 22 November 1999
This is the official one month-warning of my birthday. Yes, on 22 December 1999 I shall be a quarter of a century old. 25.
Also, here is a thing. It's like an exclusive list-only special, because at the moment I don't know how to link to it.
And remember: The America's Cup is a bunch of arse.
Date: 07 December 1999
And I'm cool with it.