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[email protected] FAQ

I keep getting these spam emails trying to entice me to purchase pharmaceuticals that I have no use for. After getting approximately 5,932 emails in one day for an alleged impotence aid called [email protected], I decided to contact the [email protected] sellers and find out more about their product. They sent me back this list of frequently asked questions. Needless to say, I've placed my order.

[email protected] FAQ

Q. what's this "[email protected]" stuff????
A. it help u if u have problemz

Q. Will [email protected] cause my pipi to shrivel up and fall off?
A. lol!!!!!!

Q. can i take five [email protected] and go out and do big phat lines of coke and have gay sex with random strangers????
A. invite me too!!!!!

Q. MY WIFE IS A FAT AND UGLY HOBAG. SHE HAS FIVE BLACK HAIRS GROWING UNDER HER CHIN. WHENEVER I TRY TO MAKE LOVE WITH HER I FEEL NAUSEOUS. WILL [email protected] HELP ME?????
A. No, but if u have any n00die pic of her email them 2 me thx

Q. Who should not take [email protected]?
A. if u have heard rumours that u should not take it, that is just JEALOUS HATERS who are just jealous and are being haters and are suffering from tall poppy syndrome so you should not listen to them!!!!

Q. i heard that if u douche with a crushed up [email protected] mixed with a pepsi that u won't get pregnant. is this true?
A. no. u have 2 use diet coke

Q. how often shOULD I TAKE [email protected]?
A. as often as u like but if ur doing low carb diet u wont be able 2 take them at all lol

Q. my manhood was tragically lost in a boating accident in 1987. can [email protected] help me? (please say yes - you are my last hope!!!).
A. yes

Q. Three months ago I ordered some [email protected] When the package I arrived I was shocked to find what looked like blue jelly beans that had been squashed into a diamond shape. But I took four of them and enjoyed a month long erection. is this normal?
A. no. pls send pics

Q. What you mean its not normal? Should I see a doctor or what?
A. pls send pics so our internationally qualified "doctor" can assess the state of your penis. can u please make sure that u trim first and oil it up a bit too pls. also note that "doctor" is not recognised in five US states.

Q. my fiancee and i are planning on honeymooning at the beautiful [email protected] [email protected]
A. pls note [email protected] should not be used within 52 hours of a traditional wedding ceremony

Q. Is it "safe" to take "[email protected]" with "alcoholic beverages"?
A. "yes" "lol"

Q. how duz [email protected] werk??????
A. lol we're still trying to figure that out!!!!! lolz!!!!!!

Q. What clinical studies of [email protected] have been done?
A. my my u do ask a lot of q's lol how would "3 free [email protected]" sound to u? would that stop u asking all these q's mr busyboy????

Q. i accidentally gave one [email protected] to my cat. he wouldn't stop licking it. why doesn't this happen to me?
A. because ur dick is 2 small

Q. IM NOT HAPPY!! FIVE MONTHS LATER AND I STILL HAVEN'T SCORED WITH ANY HOT CHICKS!!! WTF??!! I'M NOT WASTING MY $$$$ ON THIS CRAP ANYMORE!!!
A. ok fine be like that mr limp dick