Robyn's Secret Passage
I keep getting these spam emails trying to entice me to purchase pharmaceuticals that I have no use for. After getting approximately 5,932 emails in one day for an alleged impotence aid called [email protected], I decided to contact the [email protected] sellers and find out more about their product. They sent me back this list of frequently asked questions. Needless to say, I've placed my order.
Q. what's this "[email protected]" stuff????
Q. Will [email protected] cause my pipi to shrivel up and fall off?
Q. can i take five [email protected] and go out and do big phat lines of coke and have gay sex with random strangers????
Q. MY WIFE IS A FAT AND UGLY HOBAG. SHE HAS FIVE BLACK HAIRS GROWING UNDER HER CHIN. WHENEVER I TRY TO MAKE LOVE WITH HER I FEEL NAUSEOUS. WILL [email protected] HELP ME?????
Q. Who should not take [email protected]?
Q. i heard that if u douche with a crushed up [email protected] mixed with a pepsi that u won't get pregnant. is this true?
Q. how often shOULD I TAKE [email protected]?
Q. my manhood was tragically lost in a boating accident in 1987. can [email protected] help me? (please say yes - you are my last hope!!!).
Q. Three months ago I ordered some [email protected] When the package I arrived I was shocked to find what looked like blue jelly beans that had been squashed into a diamond shape. But I took four of them and enjoyed a month long erection. is this normal?
Q. What you mean its not normal? Should I see a doctor or what?
Q. my fiancee and i are planning on honeymooning at the beautiful [email protected] [email protected]
Q. Is it "safe" to take "[email protected]" with "alcoholic beverages"?
Q. how duz [email protected] werk??????
Q. i accidentally gave one [email protected] to my cat. he wouldn't stop licking it. why doesn't this happen to me?
Q. IM NOT HAPPY!! FIVE MONTHS LATER AND I STILL HAVEN'T SCORED WITH ANY HOT CHICKS!!! WTF??!! I'M NOT WASTING MY $$$$ ON THIS CRAP ANYMORE!!!